7/15/13

More quotes from Red Chief and Tiger Lily: 2013


Here's the next installment of silly doings and sayings from Red Chief and Tiger Lily. These are from the first half of 2013, when they were 6 and 3.

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Tiger Lily is walking around with a toy stethoscope around her neck.
Me: "Are you going to be a doctor when you grow up?"
Tiger Lily: "Y . . . y. . . no. I'm going to be a mommy. Or a scientist. Are mommies scientist-es?"
Me: "They can be."
Tiger Lily: "I'm going to be a scientist."

I let Red Chief use the oven for the first time today (at 200°) to melt crayons into heart shapes for his valentines. He came over to me and said, "I'm speeding up the melting!" I noticed scorch marks on his oven mitts and a funny smell . . . he sped up the melting by putting the pan directly on the element!

Tiger Lily: "Daddy, I already know everything!"
Mr. Mordecai: "That might have to go on Facebook."
Tiger Lily: "I already know that, too."

Tiger Lily: "I have a little friend named Joe the Wreck. He's just a little baby. He's still in my tummy. If he gets hungry there are some bananas in there."

Tiger Lily wrote "OMM" and said, "Look, Mom, I wrote your name!" Close.

Red Chief got his own snack: four large pickles and a glass of heavy cream. We're working on modifying that now.

Tiger Lily: "Mom, you're not very mean. You just need some practice."

Tiger Lily: "I'm wearing all pink with a red shirt!"

Tiger Lily: "Did Wendy grow up to be Cinderella?"

Tiger Lily and her friend just put on their helmets. "Let's go upstairs and do something dangerous," said Tiger Lily.

2 comments:

  1. Tooo too cute.. thanks for sharing.

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  2. Annalise said she heard a story about a skunk that was mad at a dog, so the skunk "sprayed his tomato juice all over the dog".

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