Red Chief says

Me: "What do you want for lunch?"
Red Chief: "Macaroni and cheese with no sauce."

Red Chief: "When you leave the light off the peanut butter machine will come."

Red Chief: "I was just joking."

Red Chief: "I have some circular saws. I have a few of them. And a nose tool."
Me: "What does the nose tool do?"
Red Chief: "Scratches my nose around. I want one."

Red Chief: "I'm not a pizza."

Red Chief: "Do my clauses need clipped?"


I'll be taking a break for the next little while. See you in a week or two.


  1. Enjoy the break and all the adorable things Red Chief says!

  2. Have you been getting on his case for nose picking?

  3. You have such a beautiful and unique blog layout. So impressive! ;)

  4. aw, Red Chief says the funniest things.
    Enjoy your break!